Maned Wolf Central

kroovv:

The First King of Hyrule ✨🌿

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cryptotheism:

inneskeeper:

cryptotheism:

inneskeeper:

Speak, messengers. What news of the trade routes?

Sire, the enemy is fucking our trade routes with their penises.

*the royal scepter visibly throbs* Aye? And what shall they debase next?

Sire. Don’t do that.

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hatingongodot:

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like “WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN’S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME” and my coworker was like “Why do you talk like that”

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areus-in-a-little-cave:

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anerdyfeminist:

ovenroastedtwerkey:

teathattast:

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

ghoulbread:

mortimermcmirestinks:

grimauxiliatrixofficial:

lilkearnsie:

theshockinglyeloquentdog:

gluten-free-pussy:

teathattast:

WHAT

Pusheen is married?!?

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL

an absolute queen. her birthday is febuary 18th

she’s Irish

Pusheen fucks

Everyone wish Pusheen a happy birthday!

Happy birthday @pusheen!!

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doorstuck:

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frogmoss1:

iamoutofideas:

frogmoss1:

iamoutofideas:

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

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etrianodysseyobsession-hd:

animentality:

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

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beardedmrbean:

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drisnow:

I’m a different man when I’m alone in my car

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dankmemeuniversity:

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cherrystar-art:

Deltarune drawings I made this week :)

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totallynotgayforyou:

the-arcade-doctor:

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

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juulpromocode:

theblehthatbloos:

juulpromocode:

juulpromocode:

juulpromocode:

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

hello

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